Real Housewives of LaLa Land

I have a confession to make. I hate cleaning. Shocked? Probably not if you know me. I love to cook but hate to clean. I'm a half of a Real Housewife of LaLa Land. On that note, what exactly do the Real Housewives of (insert city name here) actually do that is housewifeish (new word, yes!)? Do they cook? Not that I see. Do they clean? Hell no, they have maids for that. Do they take care of/drive around their children? That's what nanny's are for. Do they pay bills? Um.. no. To me a housewife cooks, cleans, drives children, takes complete care of children, pay's the bills, and takes care of the entire household but that is definitely not what these "Real" Housewives do. They basically just start drama. Yes, I watch this silly show, but it's like watching a train wreck and you just can't stop. The OC is usually my favorite but these Jersey girls are amazing!

Another embarrassing confession, I'm also watching the Bachelorette. I really like Jillian. I also like Jake the pilot. I don't like Wes the musician/d-bag.

Why are my posts always about TV shows? I'm seriously lame. Somebody, find me a life, and find it quickly!

Idol's and Ryan

Ok, now comes the time on the blog where I profess my love for the reality TV show of the moment. A month or so ago it was the Bachelor and now that it's over I've moved my little heart on to.. American Idol! I've been watching it all along but now is when it get's good and I get really into the contestants and start to fall in love.




First, let me just tell you all that I have an intense dislike for Paula on Idol. I loved her in the mid-nineties, I mean who can forget the video with the animated cat? But truly, her Idol days are just plain awful, I don't know what kinds of drugs/alcohol/whatever this woman is on but I wish she'd just stay quiet during the show. We have a tendency to fast forward when she's talking at the LaLaLand house.

Moving on.. last night's show was Country Night which usually is, awful, but I thought a few of the singers really did great. My favorite Idol this year is Kris Allen because I might (and when I say might I mean I definitely do) have a huge crush on him, I'm pretty sure Peter is sick of hearing me gush over him whenever he's on screen. Last night I might or might not have yelled at him for fast-forwarding when Kris was talking to Ryan. Oops.



I liked Megan's performance and I all around love her voice and her look, but is it just me or was her last name Corkey last week and this week it's Joy, um.. ok. I also think Anoop did amazing. Last week was terrible and I thought he would for sure get kicked off, but his song was, in the words of Randy, "off the chain dawg!" Peter's favorite is Matt Giraud and last night he did amazing too, he really reminds me of Justin Timberlake so I obviously love him!

Ok, one more thing.. I love Ryan. If he had a show called Ryan's BFF I would try out for it. I really would like to be friends with him. That's all folks.

Ellen Show Re-Cap

Ok, first things first.. I am a terrible, lazy, boring blogger right now! Here is my long-awaited re-cap of the Ellen show. Second thing.. Ellen is awesome! I can't wait to go back and see her again next season. Thanks to my friend MJ, who works for Ellen, we got VIP tickets to the show. We weren't sure what that meant but basically, we got priority seating, we were one of the first one's on set, and I don't know if this is one of the normal things VIP's get but we were on camera a lot! You can see me at least four times on the episode. There was a lot of dancing, yelling, and clapping.. by the end of the episode I was tired! The guests weren't all that great, I wish I would have known more about Carol Burnett, but I didn't know anything about her or her show (sorry!) Taylor Hicks sang his new song, and we saw a special taping of Anderson Cooper, I'm not sure when that one will air. We received a few gifts from Ellen; the "Rachel Getting Married" DVD and Taylor Hick's new CD. All in all, I had a great time at the Ellen show!

Oh yea, and if you've been wondering. I didn't win the trip to Hawaii. Bummer.

Ellen

I am going here today. The show will air tomorrow so make sure to set your DVR's! I am determined to win a trip to Hawaii so cross your fingers. I will post a full re-cap soon and you can feel like YOU went to Ellen too. Sadly, no cameras are allowed in the theater so no live pictures. Watch me on Wednesday!